Monday, May 13, 2013

Hey guys, there's a blogspot app!

I was just messing around on the google play store and hey what do you know, it exists already! Could be fun to play around with. As we speak I am writing this from my phone on the ferry while listening to some song where the only lyrics seem to be 'and this is what the tuna do...th.th.the tuna do....DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS SANDWICH?!' interspersed between catchy electro bass.

Anyways, moving on...it links in directly with all of your blogspot blogs and seems pretty easy to use, so far anyways. Im still  a bit of a techtard so I won't post too many screenshots - I'll leave that for wernald. But hey! Hopefully this helps to get you guys posting too...its a bit lame if its a one man party going on in this blog lol...

Hahah sorry t-dawggg, im not sure if your blackberry will support it though ; P jks jks

Peace out! Tomorrow is Friday in this part of the world which means....WEEKEND IS NEAR!

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Say what...?


So Wernald and I were talking just now and came up with the spontaneous idea of keeping in touch with some of our old mates by posting about the random, stupid, and sometimes useful (although more often-than-not useless) shit we find on our phones as well.

It's also an excuse for us to laugh at our friends with blackberries, who can't play all those aforementioned apps on their phones.

Well, here goes a new chapter in the life of this blog...maybe not so many complaints now since we could possibly end up jobless if someone found us out haha.

Anyways, hear about this one?

BlackBerry Z10 Could Reveal When You're Watching Porn

DAMN, well I am definitely sure Wernald and I will be strongly sticking to our Samsungs for MUCH, much longer.

On a completely unrelated note, wow blogspot has changed a ton since the last time I logged in...
...on second thoughts, frustratingly only the location where all the post icons used to be...

...pic is also completely unrelated...

Yeahhhhh.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

belated response


Remember that one long as comment I got?
After 3 years of university education,
I have finally developed the most intelligent and sophisticated respond.
FAP
FAP
FAP

Friday, October 22, 2010

Final Exams


So... here I am, sitting in front of my PC with the taxation coursebook and the income tax act 07 opened. Preparing for your last 3 exams make you think back of things, both good and bad that has happened over the past three years. I really do wish uni had lasted a bit longer (not talking about the exams or study part).....

P.S. I really wish we had ctrl+F in real life....

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Portal

Portal one of the most innovative game of all times, it allows you to create one hole and connect to another hole on any surface, with your moment preserve before and after you enter the portal. And now they are showing Portal 2 at E3.... with a lot more innovative stuff.

I wonder if I choose engineer instead of finance.. would I have came up with something just as cool...?


Monday, June 14, 2010

(you can do) everything

(you can do) everything


You can fly You can shine
Can be stronger Can be brighter
You can do it You can do it
do it, do it…

You can scream You can feel
Can be louder Can be wiser
You can do it You can do it
do it, do it…

I know I make mistake だけど
やらないよりは

You can do everything たとえ道に迷っても
必ずかなうと信じ続ければ
Find your "anything" そこに道が無くたって
Everything, everything
You can take everything

迷った分だけ 道は増えるさ
そこでその道を覚えとくか忘れるかで
この先のキミが変わる

Sometimes I'm going wrong だけど
口先だけよりは

You can do everything たとえ道に迷っても
必ずかなうと信じ続ければ
Find your "anything" そこに道が無くたって
Everything, everything
You can take everything

探してた物は何だったんだろう
その答えを日々探してた でも
答えじゃなくて
ソレは理由だったんだ

Got to try everything たとえ地球のはてでも
色や音が違う所だって
All I can do is sing そこに言葉が無くたって
I will sing, I will sing
My singing is everything


English Translation

you can fly you can shine
can be stronger can be brighter
you can do it you can do it
do it, do it…


you can scream you can feel
can be louder can be wiser
you can do it you can do it
do it, do it…


I know I make mistakes but
instead of not doing anything

you can do everything even when you're lost
just keep believing in yourself and continue on
find your "anything" there where the road is gone
everything, everything
you can take everything


the more you are lost, the more roads you have
your future will change depending on whether you remember the road
your changing from who you were before

sometimes I'm going wrong but
instead of just giving lip service

you can do everything even when you're lost
just keep believing in yourself and continue on
find your "anything" there where the road is gone
everything, everything
you can take everything


what was that thing you were looking for
everyday you searched for the answer, but
it wasn't an answer
it was the reason

got to try everything even at the edge the earth
even in places where colors and sounds are different
all I can do is sing even if there are no words there
I will sing, I will sing
my singing is everything

lyrics, music: taka | arrangement: one ok rock, satoru hiraide
translation by
corina

Thursday, June 10, 2010

-SWEET ESCAPE-

Sweet Escape

High and Mighty Color

Even if your life is full of running away and dependence
Even if your life is nothing but following the rules
If you just look in a slightly different direction
You'll be able to see the signs of improvement

Don't repress your feelings
Instead of looking down, stand up

Just look ahead and keep running
If you run away, nothing will change
Take every chance you get
Break down the hard, tall walls

Don't waste time
While you could be doing what you want

Even if you clash with others
Just talk it through
Until you're both satisfied
That's where you'll find the solution

Don't repress your feelings
Instead of looking down, stand up

Nothing good will come from negative thoughts
So just believe in your own strength
And happiness will find you

Don't waste time
While you could be doing what you want
So you can take that first step
So you can shine

Just look ahead and keep running
If you run away, nothing will change
Take every chance you get
Break down the hard, tall walls

Don't waste time
While you could be doing what you want
So you can take that first step
So you can shine

-translation credits: http://www.megchan.com/lyrics2/translations/sweetescape.html -

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Should really be sleeping rite now...

ศิลปิน : โลโซ
อัลบั้ม : Rock & Roll
เพลง : ใจสั่งมา

หากว่าเธอผ่านมาได้ยิน เพลงนี้


คาดว่าเธอก็คงรู้ดี ว่าเป็นฉัน


มอบให้เธอคนเดียว อาจไม่เกี่ยวแต่สำคัญ


เพราะฉัน นั้นอยากให้เธอได้ฟัง

ที่เฝ้าแต่โทร โทรไปหาเธอ เรื่อยเปื่อย


เหนื่อยก็ยอม ก็ใจชอบเธอ ไม่เบา


แต่ใจเจ้ากรรมไม่รู้เลย ว่าเธอไม่ชอบเรา


ไม่สนและไม่เอา ไม่อยากคุย

* ก็เลยมาร้องเพลงบอก แค่อยากให้เธอนั้นเข้าใจ


ไอ้สิ่งที่ฉันทำลงไป ใจสั่งมา


อย่าโกรธเลยน้าคนดี ยกโทษให้ฉันนะแก้วตา


คราวหลังจะไม่มา จะไม่โทร

(ซ้ำ *)

และสุดท้ายที่ในหัวใจ มันร่ำร้อง


อยากจะมอง จะมองหน้าเธอ อีกซักที


ก่อนจะลา เธอไป คนใจดำหน้าตาดี


ขอโทษเธอซักที จากหัวใจ


แต่มีหนึ่งคำ ที่ยังค้างคาใจ


คำพูดลูกผู้ชาย ฉันชอบเธอ

Saturday, June 5, 2010

A-Z of Finance

What they should have teach in kindergarten, at least for finance fanatic like me.
A-Arbitrage
B-Beta
C-Credit rating
D-Delta hedging
E-Equity option
F-Future Contract
G-Growth Opportunity
H-Hedge Funds
I- Interest Rate Swap
J-Jones Index
K-Knock in option
L-LIBOR London interbank offered rate
M-Margin Call
N-NYSE New York Stock Exchange
O-Over the Counter Market
P-Portfolio Management
Q-Quantitative Analyst
R-Risk Management
S-Standard and Poor's
T-Time Value
U-Underlying Assets
V-Volatility
W-Wall Street Journal
X-X-rate
Y-YTM Yield to maturity
Z-Zero Rate Coupon

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Values


You see, none of us chose our end really. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son. But remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convinient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What god desires is what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Troll much?

Last day of 312, last day of epic 312 troll
This is a text convo between person A and person B
A: The last time you to see that girl eh ;)
B: Nnah next sem hopefully
A: I heard she is getting mairried
B: lol K
B: how'd u know
A: I am marrying her
By now one of B's friend have asked someone about this
so ladies and gentlemen I give you the 312 ending troll of the day

Sunday, May 30, 2010

ideas! ideas! ideas! we want YOU.


yaHOOOOOOOO!

So it's that time again! And I forgot for a moment to keep track of the closing dates...and wern needs more of our aggregate voting-based community love and advice.
As we all know, this means.....

TIME FOR A NEW POLL!

Unfortunately the current bout of exam shindig has drained all sense of creativity for the time being.
(I think I can safely speak on behalf of my fellow wernhasnotoothpaste comrades on this XD)

SO! Send in your suggestions in the comments box for what new, weird, exciting, tantalizing,...etc direction we should take hey, and with all of the combined power of google and the internet, we are sure to come up with something...

EPICCCCCCCCCCC!!!!! (as spaghetti man would say)


ok, peace out for now!

millhouse

คนน่ารักมักใจร้าย คนน่ารักมักใจร้าย ใช่ไหมคุณ


รู้ไหมว่ามีคนตกหลุมรัก คุณกี่คนแล้วจากการที่คุณแค่ยิ้มให้

และยิ่งตอนคุณหันมา จ้องมองตาและทักทายในหัวใจ มันแทบละลาย

จนเกือบถึงจุดอันตราย และอยากจะขอให้คุณ...

หยุด หยุดแค่นี้ก่อน ในใจผมร้อนจนทนไม่ไหวจะรักคุณแล้ว

หยุด หยุดใจไว้บ้าง ห้ามใจเอาไว้ ต้องเตือนตัวเอง

คนน่ารักมักใจร้ายกันทุกคน

รู้ไหมที่คุณชอบสงสัย ว่าทำไมใคร ใครใครชอบลืมตอบคำถามของคุณ

ก็เพราะเสียงของคุณ ช่างหวานละมุนอุ่นหัวใจ ฟังครั้งใด เหมือนเวลาหยุดหมุนไป ไม่รู้ทำไมอยากจะขอให้คุณ

หยุด หยุดแค่นี้ก่อน ในใจผมร้อนจนทนไม่ไหวจะรักคุณแล้ว

หยุด หยุดใจไว้บ้าง ห้ามใจเอาไว้ ต้องเตือนตัวเอง

คนน่ารักมักใจร้ายกันทุกคน

ภายในใจผมสับสนและหวั่นไหว เวลาที่คุณเข้ามากระซิบใกล้ๆ

คอยเตือนตัวเองท่องเอาไว้ให้ขึ้นใจ คนน่ารักมักใจร้าย คนน่ารักมักใจร้าย ใช่ไหมคุณ

บทโพลหลายสำนักคนน่ารักมักใจร้าย แต่ที่เห็นอยู่ตรงหน้านี้มันไม่ใช่


ไม่น่าจะทำให้ร้องไห้ ไม่น่าจะ say goodbye เพราะเธอดูไม่อันตราย

ก็ได้เกิดมาเจอ เธอทั้งที ก็อยากลองรักสักครั้งมันก็ต้องเสี่ยง

จะเตือนตัวเองว่ายังไง ฉันยังอยู่ ตกหลุมรักเธอจริง เธอคงไม่ว่ากัน

หยุด หยุดแค่นี้ก่อน ในใจผมร้อนจนทนไม่ไหวจะรักคุณแล้ว

หยุด หยุดใจไว้บ้าง ห้ามใจเอาไว้ ต้องเตือนตัวเอง

คนน่ารักมักใจร้าย คนน่ารักมักใจร้าย ใช่ไหม

หยุด หยุดแค่นี้ก่อน ในใจผมร้อนจนทนไม่ไหวจะรักคุณแล้ว

หยุด หยุดใจไว้บ้าง ห้ามใจเอาไว้ ต้องเตือนตัวเอง

คนน่ารักมักใจร้าย คนน่ารักมักใจร้าย...ยกเว้นคุณ


sigh sigh sigh..... =='

Thursday, May 27, 2010


There are times
You pause and wonder
What are you doing
Why you are doing this
'You'll be fine on your own... right?' You said, forcing it upon me
I smiled, then carried on forward

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Audit study guide for test.

Three things that are likely to come up.
1. Expectation Gap
2. Business risk 5 elements
3. That p.60 - Learn how to identify

Expectation - risk that affect what you will expect to see in that financial statements

Client Viability - risk of the organisation not being viable

Audit risk (of specific assertions) - does the risk mean it is likely that an item is incorrectly valued, not complete, inaccurate etc.

Control environment - risk that make misstatemts more likely e.g. management under extreme pressure to meet targets, etc.

Clints advice/ comments for client - is this a risk that the the auditor should inform the client about.

What is Auditing: Auditing is a professional engagement that allows an independent auditor to provide a high but not absoulte level of assurance through issuing a positive opinion about the creditibiliy of assertion or a set of assertions base on accountability.
Auditing: provide assurance about the reliability of information in financial statement
assurance is improving the quality of information.

Expection gap:It is the difference between the auditor understanding of their duties and what the user expect the auditors to do.

Three components of EG: Defficient performance, defficient standard, unreasonable expectation.
The two way to improve: better auditing and public education.

Completeness means ' all transatcion and events that should have been recoreded has been recorded.
Accuracy means amounts and data relating to recorded transactions and events have been recorded appropriately
occurance means transactions and events that have been recorde have occured andpertain to the entity
cut-off means ' transactions and evens have been recorded in the correct accounting period being examinded
classification means 'transactions and events have been recorded in the proper accounts.

audit risk = risk of material misstatemnt X dection risk. and risk of material misstatement can be broken down into inherent risk and control risk. detection risk can be broken down into smapling risk and non- sampling risk

Cost of fail audit
Lost of reputation
NZICA discipline
Legal consequence

Materiality
The Magnitude of an omission or misstatment of accounting information that, in light of surrounding circumstance, makes it probable that the judgment of a reasonable person relying on the information would have been change or influenced by the omission or misstatment.

hello!


we are back in business for a new year of rage

Monday, August 17, 2009

222. RAGE. BURN. KILL.

Rant




What was said below is pretty much my rant for the past few weeks, *but wait theres more!*
me, millhouse, spaghetti man, and sniffle are currently "studying" for our 222 test coming up tonight.

Sniffle is : playing Bonks
Millhouse is: actually doing some work
Spaghetti man: just came in
Me: well, im on the blog

The thing about 222 is that there's almost no consistency in the answers what so ever.
The diagrams are sometimes labeled other times not labeled, the list of important features of a diagram varies depending on what time of the month it is etc etc...

In conclusion, all we can hope for is that the test was written during the "right" time of the month.

Image credit: http://www.soft256.com/win/picture/DataFlowDiagram_full.png


On an unrelated topic; our site has recently reached the 3k mark, YAYYY (hopefully some of these views are NOT by us)

Monday, August 10, 2009

I hate:

  1. randoms who come to my tutorial stream, thinking they are the shit, and talking non-stop,loudly, ignoring all the STFU glances, questioning the answers that were given on Cecil, whining on and on "BUT Why? I disagree with the marking scheme. I mean I think I know a great deal more than the marker in PHIL 105". PLEASE STAY IN YOUR STREAM, you @#$&%.
  2. dipshits who walk slowly/stop to talk and hence hold up traffic/walk like drunk in zig zag fashion hence blocking pathway at the crossing/the bridge outside UBS/quad/outside subway. PLEASE RUN LIKE YOU STOLE SOMETHING, you $#@*%.
  3. lecturers who take something very simple and make it sound like a foreign language class (unless it is a foreign language class)/ who start on a mathematical example and halfway through ( just when you think you would have at least one worked solution for this maze of a subject called Math 208) gives up on numbers and starts writing gibberish/ who have never used Power Point before. PLEASE TAKE RITALIN TO PREVENT SELF FROM GOING ADD AND WRITING CRAP ALL OVER THE PLACE, you @#%#$^.
  4. spurging on a pair of shoes and then realising that you have NOTHING in your closet that goes with it because the shoes is so not typically you. WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING THAT MATCHES MY EXPENSIVE SHOES? more importantly, WHY DID I BUY THAT @#%$&* PAIR OF SHOES?!

ps: how much swearing is allowed/not allowed in posting? thank you for your time.