Do you know why people order alcoholic drinks when they are out at restaurants?

This ensures that the meal is good no matter how they serve it to you. E.g.

Picky Husband: FFS my steak is too rare! I asked for medium rare not a baby calf straight out of the womb!

Trophy Wife: Now now dear, they can recook your Fillet Italiano... and try not to shout, you're making a scene.

Picky Husband: Making a scene? MAKING A SCENE?

Trophy Wife: Waiter! Give me a Brass Monkey and two Fluffy Ducks!

... 5 minutes later...

Drunk and Less Picky Husband: tHiS iS tHe BEST bReAd in *hic* tOWn!!!