"State-of-the-art"

Known to some as the elevator, to some as the lift. It is the invention that is bugging me at the moment. Ive been trying to hold back and not make this complaint as it is likely to reveal which uni we go to (eventhough some of you would have already discovered that by now).

Alright, on to the complaint... the elevator/lift at the ___ school building (supposedly state-of-the-art) just takes soo long to actually close the doors.... Ive heard from someone that it is designed with the disabled/handicapped in mind, which is understandable but I mean.. with the ___ school being so busy all the time theres bound be someone around to actually hold the "<>" button for them.

What happens if your running late and really needs to get up to the 2nd/3rd etc floors really quickly? Again, due to the "state-of-the-art" design of the building, there are no stairs that links the 1st to the 2nd floor (except from the one outside the building itself) which will enable ppl
running late to run up the stairs.

*Forgot to actually quote a conversation I had with Millhouse earlier
-Millhouse says (11:43 p.m.):another improvement is that they could at least used a sexier voice to enhance user satisfaction of the lift

-Wern says (11:43 p.m.): lol

-Millhouse says (11:43 p.m.): y'know, have a sultry voice go "ooooh, push my buttons" instead of "...level. four..."

-Millhouse says (11:43 p.m.): **sultry female voice

LOFL......